BABY, BABY, BABY!

Once upon a time, there were two Norwegian boys, two Swedish girls, a Lithuanian Scarlett Johansson, an Italian Stallion and a Latin Lover... and somehow they all ended up at Steffen's place that very Sunday ages and ages ago.

What happened after was fabulous, marvellous and wonderful indeed. In fact, it all happened after... well, that is not completely true, because there was an amazing pre-drinking party somewhere in Loreto, where the only thing above us were the skies (and the only thing below us were the grumpy neighbours).

Also involved was Mr. Whiskey, Mr. Vodka and in general any substance containing a minimum of alcohol. There was also Mr. Tobacco and Mr. Calm Down You Guys (played by various neighboors, doormen and DJs (and somewhere along the way there must have been a taxi driver as well)). Luckily, Mr. Policeman never showed up... too bad, he would have had a lot of fun.

What you see here are SHOES. Normally you find them on the floor. Well, not in this case.

After some negotiation, we were suddenly seven people in my house. And I don't know whether that's a lucky number or not... and considering I fell asleep I can't even tell whether someone got lucky.

All I know is that when we all went home, it was 16:00 Central European Time, and the party had lasted for 20 hours. We had our breakfast with fresh McDonald's food, cigarettes and French Electronica. Under the Arch of Porta Romana.

Because that's how we roll.

Now, we think you'll need a soundtrack to imagine the scene...

If you wanna see where it all started and how it all ended, JUMP!!!

LA STRYXIA's BIRTHDAY @ PLASTIC

Once every year or so, Milan's most famed club, PLASTIC gets filled up quicker than Noah's ark. And as every good animal that gotten on that boat, every good citizen of nightlife has to attend PLASTIC. The reason? Stryxia's Birthday.
Forget Christmas, that was so last year.
Now, its Stryxia time. Competitors and fans from all of Italy that have tasted Plastic's marvels have a chance at hitting the stage and imitating la Stryxia.
Take a look to see this years winners...

... after the...

... JUMP!!!

THE BLISTERS BOYZ- 747 to Paris @ Plastic

As you all might have figured, they are our favourite band. And we advice all of you to check out their block rockin' beats — HERE!

For the first ever concert, the Blisters Boyz were booked at Plastic, Milan's oldest and chic-est nightlub. As part of the 747 Project, this night was dedicated to Paris. We definitively felt the decadence (until Jack Daniel's started playing some kind of bohemian rhapsody in our heads).

And remember - BE SEXY C'EST FRANCAIS!!!

This video might be slightly embarrasing for our dear Casanova... please notice how his accent changes after several hours of "hard work"...

And take a look at the rest AFTER THE JUMP!!!

London Loves @ Plastic

We heard a lot about London Loves in the past. We knew it was at Plastic, but it collides with one of our other preferred nightly adventures, Romy & Michelle at Atomic. So... we never went, until this Friday. And my, oh my. Oh dear. Oh shit. More pictures...

...after a glass of Whiskey and THE JUMP!!!

LA STRYXIA and her HALO.

At Plastic, you simply cannot avoid seeing the fabulous La Stryxia if you enter the House of Bordello (and you definitively should if you're there). My lens was a little bit foggy, but sometimes that's just what you need...

...to realize that...

...Jesus just came back!

I Want to be Plastic.

Plastic.

If you are in Milan for the weekend, you CANNOT miss this crazy House of Serious Fun.

And for all of you that live in Milan and have not had a taste (or lick) of this hardcore club, do so immediately.

Or else, you will live in regret for the rest of your lives.

A couple of warnings:

1. Strict Door Selection

2. Hot and Sweaty... totally sexy in our world.

3. You may overdose on fun.

I'll be completely honest here, writing this blog post is ridiculously hard. There are a million things to say about Plastic, but when it comes to explaining... you're left speechless.

Plastic is all of Milan for us. When we're back from travelling, we simply have to go to Plastic to feel at home again.

So just get off your chair, stop eating, and check out Plastic.

Do yourself a favour. Really.

GO!

The House of Fabulous Wonders.

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Check out the Shoes.

Totally Glam.

Beth Ditto.

Amazing Music.

Amazing Drinks.

Amazing People.

Amazing Photos.

Note: Guy in Blue on the Left.

and Amazing Crowd.

Legs.

Everything is perfect. Like a Movie.

Fabulous!

Note: Warning #1

Note: Warning # 2

Note: Warning # 3

To end this series of glamorous pictures, we have to send a huge cyber kiss to Luca. The Doorman with the COOLEST jackets in all of Milano.