BABY, BABY, BABY!

Once upon a time, there were two Norwegian boys, two Swedish girls, a Lithuanian Scarlett Johansson, an Italian Stallion and a Latin Lover... and somehow they all ended up at Steffen's place that very Sunday ages and ages ago.

What happened after was fabulous, marvellous and wonderful indeed. In fact, it all happened after... well, that is not completely true, because there was an amazing pre-drinking party somewhere in Loreto, where the only thing above us were the skies (and the only thing below us were the grumpy neighbours).

Also involved was Mr. Whiskey, Mr. Vodka and in general any substance containing a minimum of alcohol. There was also Mr. Tobacco and Mr. Calm Down You Guys (played by various neighboors, doormen and DJs (and somewhere along the way there must have been a taxi driver as well)). Luckily, Mr. Policeman never showed up... too bad, he would have had a lot of fun.

What you see here are SHOES. Normally you find them on the floor. Well, not in this case.

After some negotiation, we were suddenly seven people in my house. And I don't know whether that's a lucky number or not... and considering I fell asleep I can't even tell whether someone got lucky.

All I know is that when we all went home, it was 16:00 Central European Time, and the party had lasted for 20 hours. We had our breakfast with fresh McDonald's food, cigarettes and French Electronica. Under the Arch of Porta Romana.

Because that's how we roll.

Now, we think you'll need a soundtrack to imagine the scene...

If you wanna see where it all started and how it all ended, JUMP!!!

You in Wonderland @ Gasoline

Poor Alice. She must have been quite puzzled by the wonders of that wicked rabbit hole. But if you think about it, her life was rather boring before she went down there. And besides, they wore fabulous hats down there, didn't they?

OFF WITH HER HEAD....

After the JUMP!

Party Monster DAY HOSPITAL @ GASOLINE!

As you all know, each one of us needs some rehab time. Why not go to Gasoline's Day Hospital for your little pick-me-up's? 

The bar tenders/nurse-men are very helpful at handing you over magic pills and drinks that will totally send you over the edge. Take a peek...

Tiago - Necessity is the mother of invention

Tiago... always a beloved subject for our blog. As you know, food is completely interesting...

...now this sure looks interesting! What a huge knife.

If you ask Tiago, you will find out how demanding it is to chew Italian sausage (please add innuendo in comments below).

Stone Age White Trash Awesomeness!

Our longtime favourite Röyksopp, out with a new video. Love how they make the whitest of white trash look so glamourous!

Tiago goes away party

Tiago is going away! Yay! Not that we hate him (we don't), but it leaves you with certain freedoms. Like inviting all your friends on facebook (we are talking hundreds, not to brag... thousand). We don't even know how many came... but rumours speak of an ambulance and a neighbour with a gun.

We don't know - we don't care! It was fun, fun, fun! Fun! Camikaze knows how to throw a party. And if you weren't there - you were square!

The recipe for a perfect PARTAY is two days, a lot of chips and a lot of people. You don't need music, you don't need decorations. You just need chips and people. And you have to be Camikaze. And we're talking sword-through-your-guts style.

See for yourself!

Praise the Camikaze.

Eat the chips.

Invite a midget (see middle).

Fill up with Lithuanian blondes with ginourmous jugs.

A Romanian with a Gun.

Let the fabulous polentona drink.

Mix nationalities and let them drink. Peace guaranteed. Here we have an Italian, a Parisienne and a Viennese Marilyn Monroe.

Don't feed the... this guy.

Everyone has a "best angle".

Winnie the Pooh and Clement from The Blisters Boyz

Perfect escape route. Jump!

The day after we cleaned up in less than half an hour. Amazing what trashbags can do nowadays.