Friday, 4 December 2009

Lady Gaga's Pokerface



And you thought we couldn't read your poker face?
(snapshot from Bad Romance music video)

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Party Monster DAY HOSPITAL @ GASOLINE!



As you all know, each one of us needs some rehab time. Why not go to Gasoline's Day Hospital for your little pick-me-up's? 
The bar tenders/nurse-men are very helpful at handing you over magic pills and drinks that will totally send you over the edge. Take a peek...

Crack is Wack...?



Or simply fashion?
Spotted in Via Torino.

I <3 my Duckie



Our dear beloved Claudio was cooking for us, when suddenly Christmas Presents appeared. Casanova got a tripod for his camera...



... and Camikaze got a rubber duck.



But this ain't just any duckie, darlings...

Virgin Fitness



Virgin Records, Virgin Airlines and now also Virgin Fitness.
(click on the picture to read the poster on the tram).

A fine fine.



In Barcelona, if you smoke on the metro, you have to pay the price of 30 EUR and... 5 cents.
Round number, don't you think?

G for.... GREEEEIGE!



Never mix grey and beige...


That's what they say. I don't agree, and I now know I'm not alone. When I was in Barcelona, I saw this Gucci belt on display. It is grey and beige! Grey and beige! Doesn't it feel nice to know that the 90's are back and we just don't care anymore. What's next? Will buttons on jackets switch side?

Feel free to click for a larger version.

Grey + Beige = GREIGE!

All the way!

Gente - Barcelona



Snapping people on the street is really fun, but sometimes I get a bit shy and try to do it unnoticed. There is something special about people who aren't posing. They seem more natural. Unfortunately they also move and I can't seem to focus fast enough.






More random shots after the JUMP!!!



Sagrada Familia by Night and the Door of WTFF?



La Sagrada Família was designed by Antoni Gaudí who worked on the project from 1883 and devoted the last 15 years of his life entirely to the endeavour and... thank you so much wikipedia.

Behold my rather low quality photos of it, but know that I had tons of fun that night.



Note: the fun commenced after I tired of taking pictures of my own shadow in the shadow of the gigantic and astonishing temple.



Afterwards, Luis the great magician took me to his place for a special hookah.



... blurring my vision so much this was all I saw of the Sagrada Família...



And suddenly we were here.



If there's a next blogpost after this one, he is innocent. Otherwise call the police.

Dedicated to Lluiser Luis.

Barcelona - Impressions



BARCELONA!

After coming home from Norway, and after one long day in Milan... I jumped on the plane and went to the sunny city of Barcelona. Did I feel very Vicky Cristina? Maybe not. But some sun always does me good (read: I have the same skin colour as the Grinch (oh, pps, Merry Christmas!)).

Enjoy some rather touristy non-original photos... after the JUMP!!!

It's Vintage!



The thought of old clothes make some people gag. Of course, if we're talking about moth-eaten shoes, I share the same idea.

But in a time where everyone wants to be unique and individual and... blah, blah, blah... you either make it yourself, have someone design you a unique piece or go vintage.

As for vintage shops, there are plenty of rather disgusting ones, but if you find a really good one... let's just say that I'm in heaven and HALLELUUUUUJAH.





More after the JUMP!!!



Shampooooooooo-ayaaaa!



This is a picture of my eye. No, I did not do crystal meth. Or crack.
Be careful with shampoo in the eyes, people.

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Babykiller Outlet

Spotted close to Moscova ->



Mommy, I'm scared.

Mothertongue Lady

Text reads:

"LOST IN CONVERSATION? WANT TO
LEARN ITALIAN?


MOTHERTONGUE LADY JOINS in
MILAN ITALIAN PRIVATE LESSONS
FOR BEGINNERS AND 2nd LEVEL"




I am amazed, simply amazed. Whoever you are, Reed... Reed, the MOTHERTONGUE LADY!!!

P.S. won't you gimme some of that mothertongue?

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Doggy Style



Doggy Style:
Bring a group of friends (they all have to have dogs) to walk your dogs together and be absolutely fabulous. First pictures taken in Barcelona.